Some people are just retarded. Like I can't even speak to some of them.

  • While I'm standing on the hood of a G-Wagon with a fucking tank behind me, and various other support trucks around me.
  • Random civie: Excuse me sir? Is this the only vehicle in your military?
  • Me, What I did : Nope.. that tank is ours too.
  • Me, What I thought: HOLY FLYING FUCK. YOU WERE JUST CLIMBING ON TOP OF THAT TANK WITH A BIG ASS MAPLE LEAF ON IT.
  • YOU TOOK A PICTURE OF YOUR FAT COW OF A WIFE ON IT. SERIOUSLY?! HOW RETARDED ARE YOU?